Guests
are one thing but family guests are another. They require special
consideration and rules mainly due to the delicacy of the familial
bonds that dare not be broken, except in cases of distant
incarceration, in which instance the best policy would be to send
holiday cards only without any personal notes, thereby maintaining
the thinnest connectivity. When there is a disturbance in the family
fabric it has a tendency to propel vibrations far and wide and to
engender tremors in faraway and unexpected places. One of the
consequences of which is that the original actors in the drama are
misunderstood, misquoted and generally maligned by persons who hardly
know them and can’t be bothered to find out the facts. In order to
preserve the status quo of cherished family values and
character, some precepts ought to be observed by the host and hostess
when sheltering family:
1.
Never loan them money as a house guest. Its corollary: never ask for
repayment by a guest, lest it be misunderstood as “rent”.
2. Do
not encourage the family guest to give up a cherished vice, such as
drinking, smoking or gambling while in your home as this is likely to
exacerbate violent mood swings.
3. Limit sharp objects around the
house, especially within easy reach on kitchen counters.
4. If a
family guest makes an inane and offensive remark at table such as,
“Not all slave owners were really bad people,” ask them to help
in the kitchen with some menial task in order to defuse any ill-will,
especially if it happens to be Martin Luther King Day.
5. Placate
dietary requirements as best you can but do not be vexed by
unanticipated and unexpressed needs. Meet them with casual
nonchalance such as, “I don’t believe you mentioned that to me”
or “Help me find a substitute in your food pyramid.”
6. Provide
ample brochures for local activity in rooms and meet requests for
things to do with a slightly bewildered deflection to them.
7.
Plainly express your day’s plan ahead of time and let the family
guests work around your schedule. Leave explanatory notes with
diagrams on the kitchen counter when you must be away.
8. Inform the
family that your pet has a delicate nature and that territorial
displays are to be expected, the consequences for which you will not
be responsible, no matter the provocation. Stock in stain remover.
9. The second phrase after welcome must be, “Remind me how long you
said you will be with us?” A direct declaration is important for
clarity. Much sorrow and ill-will has arisen from over-staying,
Benjamin Franklin’s quotation notwithstanding. Remind your guest
how thin your walls are. Blame the builder.
10. Your goal is to make
it all look easy. Even those who exploit your kindness with
unexpressed appreciation can sense the effort you have made.
Somewhere in the deepest recesses of self the rewards of kinship will
be felt. Offer to reciprocate with a visit of your own in the near
future.
Kisses,
Celeste
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